In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
Jon: What? Those were not my balls
( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )
Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010
Get the Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here! mug.50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..
by AlexRainbows October 30, 2012
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The so-called "love interest" from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is a manipulative abuser hiding his crimes behind a charming public persona and by pretending to be a BDSM practitioner. He tries to justify his actions by pinning the blame on his childhood and his dead mother -- who he calls a "crack whore" -- despite the fact that: she tried her best to be a good mother to him even with the environment they were living in, he was taken in by a caring and well-off family after she died and has been living a pretty good life ever since, and he's a grown man regularly surrounded by other grown adults -- including his adoptive parents -- who are in normal, healthy relationships.
by Red Vanguard March 27, 2017
Get the Christian Grey mug.One the most well-known japanese rock band, famous for their lead singer kyo - a beach blond weird dwarf - who cries/screams/shrieks and (used to)spit fake-blood/sperm/saliva during the songs, their weird and stoical drummer Shinya, their (no longer) beautiful and androgynious bassist Toshiya and their two guitarists Kaoru (leader) and Die. Formed in 1998, they released 5 albums so far, and came in Europe (France and Germany) in summer 2005. Considered as one of the biggest visual-kei-related jrock bands (even though they officially no longer belong to that movement). They are (unfortunately) the priviledged target of -bad- fanfiction writers, who like/tend to introduce kyo as an irresponsible 12-years-old sleepy head, toshiya as a slut, kaoru and die as perverts, and shinya as a female.
Alex : hey, who's the hysterical blond screaming and scratchig his chest while rolling on the stage ?!
Love_toshiya_forever : what ? you don't know him ?! He's kyo from dir en grey, my future husband !!! I love him so much !! I've written twelve fics and forty-five lemons on them !!
Love_toshiya_forever : what ? you don't know him ?! He's kyo from dir en grey, my future husband !!! I love him so much !! I've written twelve fics and forty-five lemons on them !!
by hachiko_aizawa July 12, 2005
Get the dir en grey mug.Star of the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", works at Seattle Grace Hospital as a surgical intern. She can be incredibly whiny, and even though she knows a lot about medicine, a lot of the time she is a total idiot. Her mom, Ellis Grey, had Alzheimer's disease, but died in the 3rd season. She is dating Derek Sheperd, a.k.a. McDreamy. She often adds "Mc" to words.
Did you hear about McDreamy and Meredith?
Why did Meredith Grey try to kill herself today on "Grey's Anatomy"?
Meredith: "She's got my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife!"
Why did Meredith Grey try to kill herself today on "Grey's Anatomy"?
Meredith: "She's got my McDreamy. And my McDog. She's got my McLife!"
by M Cooper December 14, 2008
Get the Meredith Grey mug.Stop being such a tall grey.
Try not to be a tall grey tonight and have fun.
Eww he's being such a tall grey.
Try not to be a tall grey tonight and have fun.
Eww he's being such a tall grey.
by J1989 January 9, 2017
Get the tall grey mug.The grey fox is a heroic thief king in the area of Rive de bois, in the north-eastern half of Gor.
He often dresses in dark grey and black, but on special occasions he may dress in a lighter grey. He is known to disguise himself as a large rock either along a rock face or an open rocky field.
He is also known to lose his temper very easily and has many ways of exactly revenge, inculding but not limited to, disguising himself as another person, hiring assassins, directing his cutthroat assistant to attack, poisoning food and drinks, setting traps, luring to an ambush or coming after his foe with nothing more then a dagger.
He is described as being about 6', blue eyes, strong build, educated vocabulary, torvaldslandic accent and ALWAYS wearing light/dark grey and black clothing and mask/helmet.
He often dresses in dark grey and black, but on special occasions he may dress in a lighter grey. He is known to disguise himself as a large rock either along a rock face or an open rocky field.
He is also known to lose his temper very easily and has many ways of exactly revenge, inculding but not limited to, disguising himself as another person, hiring assassins, directing his cutthroat assistant to attack, poisoning food and drinks, setting traps, luring to an ambush or coming after his foe with nothing more then a dagger.
He is described as being about 6', blue eyes, strong build, educated vocabulary, torvaldslandic accent and ALWAYS wearing light/dark grey and black clothing and mask/helmet.
Guardsman 1: I hear the grey fox has been sighted in Lara!
Guardsman 2: Yes, I have heard that as well and that he is after the Ubar's signet ring!
Guardsman 1: No, I heard he was after the trade logs in the scribery!
Warrior 1: Nay fools! He is after a slave girl, Jen Laa of Ar! They say she was his free companion when he was a free man!
The grey fox: NAY! It is I! The grey fox! I am after all three! The logs so I may change their destination along my ambush route! The ring to finalize it! And the girl, to be my companion once again! All to be the master of the thieves!
Guardsman 2: Yes, I have heard that as well and that he is after the Ubar's signet ring!
Guardsman 1: No, I heard he was after the trade logs in the scribery!
Warrior 1: Nay fools! He is after a slave girl, Jen Laa of Ar! They say she was his free companion when he was a free man!
The grey fox: NAY! It is I! The grey fox! I am after all three! The logs so I may change their destination along my ambush route! The ring to finalize it! And the girl, to be my companion once again! All to be the master of the thieves!
by Kal Denfu of Orghule. October 13, 2009
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