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take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.
Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007
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Mother Goose

A person who preaches, whines, and bitches about being wholesome, safe, or smart. Usually describes a friend who was once thought of as cool and fun, but when brought to a party, turned out to be a sour nag.
We brought Samantha to the pudding party to have some fun, but instead of living it up, she went all Mother Goose on us and bitched about us acting stupid.
by Rachel Schneider July 23, 2006
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Goose

Goose
/go͞os/
verb
1.
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.
"This girl started to talk about marriage, so I had to goose."

"Me and Nikki met this creepy dude we couldn’t handle him, so we double goosed."
by Sofizzle May 24, 2014
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Goosby

A T9 mistake for "hooray", it has more recently been used to show excitement in an exclamatory way.
"Hey, I finally lost my virginity!"
"Goosby! It was about time!"
by HelenGooberKeller February 10, 2009
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Goose Trap

Goose Trap (n.) When deciding which one of your friends should be the designated driver for the night, you tell them that you will be for that night, but you ask one of them to come over for a bit for some made up reason and you get drunk before he/she gets to your house. This is called a goose trap because it is a type of trapping mechanism to make someone else be the designated driver. It's particularly called the Goose Trap because of the infamous Gray Goose Vodka which is known to be a popular alcohol among teenagers.
Don't ask Matt to be the designated driver because he'll goose trap us again!
by Wavesurfer244 January 10, 2011
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The Goose

When you insert your thumb and pinky into the vagina and pat/rub the clit with your three remaining fingers.
I Gave her the Goose.
by Ruby Wan-Kanoobie December 24, 2007
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goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.
Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot
by Merkin March 23, 2005
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