swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Dirty gertner

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.

Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.

by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024

Dirty Gerry

A "Dirty Gerry" is when a guy takes a shit into his own hand and then uses it as lube to masturbate, smearing it all over his cock and balls until he cums, leaving himself coated in a foul mixture of feces and semen. It's the absolute nadir of personal degradation, a act so profoundly disgusting it transcends mere kink and becomes a statement of self-loathing, performed in private with the knowledge that it's a perversion of the most basic human dignity.

After everyone left the party, rumor has it he locked himself in the bathroom to perform a Dirty Gerry.

by Gerry_Lober6767 February 3, 2026

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021

To do a Gerry

The lazy ability to wander aimlessly for an extended period of time, void of purpose, drive or shame. Happy in the comfort that he can carefully avoid work without fear of retribution.

Fuck sake you lazy twat , stop doing a Gerry!!!
I can't believe Gerry set that hose pipe up 3 hours ago and still hasn't washed a car.
anyone know where Gerry the wanderer has gone the lazy twat he has gone to do a Gerry
Gerry has gone to drop a car a mile away but he will stretch it out all day.

by blueyonderpink February 10, 2022

Pulling a Gerry

When someone has a comprehensive talk idea and you go ahead and steal it from them, claiming it as your own.

I really like your talk idea and I'm thinking of pulling a Gerry.

by SEOer May 16, 2022