fuck this shit im out

when you see your mom laying ur dad

me:MOM WHERE ARE YO-
dad: ...
me: yeah..fuck this shit im out

by magic potato of idk January 13, 2018

fuck_im__gay

The facebook meme account with the extreme pisskink.

“Do you know fuck_im__gay?”
“Yes, isn’t it that one person with the pisskink?”

by Sussysillybakachan June 29, 2021

mach fuck

as fast as one could possibly ever even imagining going.

i took that turn at mach fuck.

by Birrick April 4, 2009

Schrodingers Fuck-box

When inside a black hole, because of the gravity and time dilation, you can be fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. Yet, when one looks in the black hole, one sees that you are either fucking for forever or fucking for not forever, not fucking for forever and also not forever at the same time. This poses the question of when exactly quantum superposition ends and reality collapses into one possibility or the other.

"Dude, did you see me jackhammering that chick in the black hole over there?"
"Were you jackhammering her forever and also not forever at the same time?"
"I'm not sure dude"
"Schrodingers Fuck-box bro! Nice!"

by MC_ANDERSAUR November 18, 2014

Spell Fuck Feature

When the ‘auto correct’ messes up your sentences by replacing with words you don’t want, it now becomes the ‘spell fuck feature’ on your phone.

Auto correct changed my word from ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. Stupid spell fuck feature on my iPhone.

by Otta4Sho March 21, 2021

Unholy Mother of Fuck

An expression used to vent frustration/pain/almost any other feeling expressed by the word fuck, typically as an alternative to mother fucker with the added emphasis of the mother being unholy (except for it is a mother of fuck, and not a fucker of mothers).

Unholy mother of fuck! What is that?!

*stubs toes on coffee table*
UNHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK! FUCKING COFFEE TABLES!

by fuckyeahnico December 11, 2010

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.

A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018