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pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices
Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"
by Planchet March 2, 2010
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tongue fried

1) when a person fellates (performs oral sex on) another person so fast that thier tongue becomes burned or "fried" from all the friction.

2) during fellatio the recipient grabs the performer by the ears or the back of the head and begins violently controlling the act to the point that the performer's tongue gets a friction burn.
1) "last night i was giving head so fast that i got tongue fried."

2) "i was going down on this guy last night and suddenly he grabbed me by my ears and started moving my head so fast that now i'm all tongue fried."
by paul kicks ass October 2, 2009
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Curly Fried

Being Forced To Pay For Something
Mourad & Nick Went To Jack In The Box Because Lizzie & Natalie Said They Wanted Tacos. But All Of A Sudden Lizzie Wanted Curly Fries So They Told The Lady To Ring Up Curly Fries. Lizzie & Natalie Didn't Have Enough Money So Nick & Mourad Were FORCED To Pay For The Tacos & Curly Fries.

I Don't Have Money For The Movie Are Willing To Be Curly Fried By Me. :D
by Average.Co September 19, 2010
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Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.
We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!
by AHor4U November 20, 2011
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Milk Fried

Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.
"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland
by nthedark July 27, 2013
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deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.
Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.
by Hines420 May 26, 2016
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cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.
omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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