Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010

flossibly

if something does occur, it will be extra flossy, done with flare and executed at an amazing magnitude.

Dania - "Hey Ryan are you going to enter that art contest

Ryan "shiyeeeeeet, flossibly!"

by Rizzle to the Sizzle August 6, 2010

Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

flossy

fast or savage

That dude is so flossy.

by flossydude1 December 21, 2015

Flosspirant

Anyone who aspires to be flossy. Flossy as in showy (generally male) or a girl who is smart but likes to appear less so - having a brain like floss.

What is with that girl, she used to get good grades, but now hangs out with the dorks.
Oh she is just so flosspirant!

by muddster August 23, 2016

Floss

A verb used when wanting to leave

Hey this party sucks, let's floss

by Nagician December 12, 2016

Flossia

Myself

Flossia is the mother of Billy, Leland and Kresti.

by Lonely Lady December 19, 2016