Definitions by muddster

Flosspirant 

Anyone who aspires to be flossy. Flossy as in showy (generally male) or a girl who is smart but likes to appear less so - having a brain like floss.

What is with that girl, she used to get good grades, but now hangs out with the dorks.
Oh she is just so flosspirant!

Flosspirant by muddster August 23, 2016