Flosspirant 

Anyone who aspires to be flossy. Flossy as in showy (generally male) or a girl who is smart but likes to appear less so - having a brain like floss.

What is with that girl, she used to get good grades, but now hangs out with the dorks.
Oh she is just so flosspirant!

Flosspirant by muddster August 23, 2016

Flossiraptor

The most badass raptor of them all. Used by Raptor Jesus to remove bits of nonbelievers from his teeth. Said to evolve from the bits of skin from the Stripper Slug's waste. If a Flossiraptor is ever encountered, closing doors behind you can be effective at first, however, he learns to open them at an exponential speed to normal Raptors.

TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)

Last week coming home from my gynecologist (That kids, is also known as a "vajajay doctor"), a Flossiraptor began chasing my car, and literally scared my balls off.

Guess that's why my bill was so high?

Flossiraptor by MAHNAMEISETHAN June 30, 2011