Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.

Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.

by Goofnut February 1, 2022

Distance Distortion Factor

when a girl/guy looks appealing from far away but get distinctively uglier the closer you get.

Guy 1: Man she's HOT!!!!!!

Guy 2: Nah man that's a DDF.

Guy 1: A what?

Guy 2: Distance Distortion Factor. See shes so ugly now that were close.

by bombsquad1825 May 13, 2011

Forbidden Fruit Factor

The added sexual attractiveness to another as a result of them being forbidden to you. This is anything from teachers to step-mothers, or your best mate's sister. Incest also comes in to this, but that's pretty ill-advised if you ask me.

"Dan's mum just rocks my world, she's really a 5/10 but that forbidden fruit factor bumps her up to a solid 9"

by FretWizard May 1, 2015

The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016

the burlington cheesecoat factory

The place where you can buy coats and cheese at low prices

Wow, I really want a new coat and some cheese, let's go to the burlington cheesecoat factory.

by shmirf February 10, 2018

Watter bottle factory

The act of you and your friend crying into eachothers cocks

Yo me and my homie just got done doing the watter bottle factory at my dads funeral

by MangomanYesyesyes February 7, 2021

HNF (High Nasty Factor)

When a female, usually in a desperate state of mind, has a sexually depraved mindset and has no wholesome thoughts about her. Her High Nast Factor is a sexual infatuation with completing a kinky sexual experience.

“Miley Cyrus has a HNF (High Nasty Factor) for foam fingers.”

by TherealHNF January 5, 2022