Fap Friend

A person you exchange sexy photos with, for the purpose of faping to. You and said person maintain a good friendship, but are both aware the other person finds you attractive and faps to you.

Person A: So, you an that girl are pretty close on that texting app huh. Person B: Yes it's great, we are best Fap Friends. No strings attached, we just fap to each other once in a while.

by FingerMyFirewall March 8, 2019

kiwi fap

Fapping to a kiwi in the middle of class.

Person 1: *clap clap clap* KIWI!!!
Person 2: John! Are you doing the kiwi fap again?!?!

by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

Shady Fap

The art of masturbating when others are present without being noticed, therefore, fapping on the shady.

He's got his Public Masturbator Trenchcoat on, he must be going for a shady fap on the train.

I had a shady fap at the cinema last night.

by Lawrence of Doncaster June 7, 2009

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014

Fap Glove

1. I rag used to jerk it, to keep the male's hands clean.

Dude, we were at this cabin and there were Fap Gloves plastered all over the wall!

by Titty Sprinkles July 30, 2012

Bubble Fap

What I call bubble wrap, because it's so damn sexy.

I could bubble fap to this bubble wrap all night long. *pop*, *pop*.. *pop* *pop*, *pop*... *pop* *splat*

by Naton May 29, 2008