Refers to when someone temporarily stops his current activities to allow for a common bodily-function (burp, fart, sneeze, etc.), but then said "eruption" never ends up occurring.
My co-worker claims to have a tickly nasal-canal and that's why he has to stop working so many times and just stand/sit motionless for a good while with his hand covering his nose/mouth as a precaution against "messy" sneezing, but he very seldom actually does "let fly", and so it looks like just false pausitives to me --- I think he merely wants to take lots of breaks and get out of working steadily like the rest of us!
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Can be defined as an emotion. It's when you feel something bad coming but in the meanwhile everything is peaceful. Sometimes is justified, other times is not. Commonly felt by procastinators and people with anxiety
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I'm tired of acting falspy at work all day just to put on a show for customers.
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She has that big, fake smile in every single picture. That's not real. She must be falspy.
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Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity
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