Definitions by Coonpuff

False sense of maturity 

Someone who thinks they've matured past their immature days, but in reality are just in another phase.

Bill stated that he was past his cringey phase, but in reality this was just a false sense of maturity

False sense of maturity by Coonpuff May 6, 2018

Pum 

A mixture of piss and cum, usually after the act of masturbation

This applies to males only really.

Johnny pissed out pum because he urinated shortly after ejaculation.

Pum by Coonpuff October 21, 2016

my boyfriend lives in Canada

Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.

Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.

Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!

my boyfriend lives in Canada by Coonpuff October 14, 2015

Toggling 

A slick way of hacking

Being subtle in a game typically used not to get banned, by turning on your hacks at certain moments instead of keeping them on the whole game. Also possibly to hide it from your teammates discouraging you.

player1: What the hell, Mark just did a twirl then shot him through the wall
player2: Yeah hes toggling

Toggling by Coonpuff November 24, 2014