Fixa

one who fixes things, instead of re-building the whole thing... shows qualities of an I.C.T teacher named Mr.George

janus... see deffinition of "janusch"

by Gid January 23, 2004

Fixer Upper

A web comic about a couple people living in a old run down house. The story is humorous and geeky. It can be found at the site www.con-whores.com

"Red: Daemeon why are there gibblets on the floor?

Daemeon: THEY STARTED IT!!!"

by DJ April 25, 2005

fixture

A mixture that can temporally fix problems.

"Man, whatever that was they gave us last night was one hell of a fixture!"

by Vanilla Gorilla January 26, 2005

The Fixer

Somebody who fixes everybodie's problems, whether they be friends, (more than friends), or strangers....the fixer is forever in the "friend" zone as somebody that can be turned to for advice or assistance.

Hey ( the fixer ) *cute girl calling*, can you pick me up from a party and drive me home to my parents'?

Hey ( the fixer ) *another cute girl calling*, my bf is a douche and I need advice, you're a good guy...can u give me advice???

Hey ( the fixer ) *buddy calling*, I'm having trouble with my gf and i need advice...

by barleyboy December 11, 2012

fixing-you

If someone is 'fixing-you' it means that they are trying their hardest to heal your injury using their buttocks.

A good example of this is when someone has an eye infection, so the best way to heal this infection is to pin down the person with the infected eye and get someone, preferrably with a really hairy gooch, to plant their meat canyon on to the infected area. It is guaranteed to make the person feel heaps better. Often really ugly chicks also need to be 'fixed' so instead of staring at their misfortunate face, feel free to tie them to a car bonnet and apply the 'fixing-you' method to their hideous face. hoje!

by BIG MACCA October 5, 2005

fixture

a wanna-be hustla, playa, gangsta, etc.. as opposed to being a factor, a fixture can be removed from the game without causing and real problems.

it really doesn't matter if you's a fixture or a factor- walk up on that ave, man they'll have you on a platter...

- E-40

by don't rightly know anymore October 9, 2005

Fixxxen

A voluptuous, and wonderful women with flaming hot desires that only a few selected candidates shall ever come to see. The girl of your wildest fantasies in disguise. The Sweetest candy, with a surprise center. Will blow you're mind. The one you'll never see coming. The one you'll never want to see leaving. The. One.

Dude, I just found out my girl is a total Fixxxen! I'd never have seen that one coming...

by finxster January 26, 2011