Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.
"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
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Someone: Your mum gay
Other person : Your sister a mister
Someone: Your family tree LGBT
Other person: Your species feces
*Surrounding area is engulfed into the darkness of the void*
Other person : Your sister a mister
Someone: Your family tree LGBT
Other person: Your species feces
*Surrounding area is engulfed into the darkness of the void*
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A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.
Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!
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