boogey farmer

An individual who spends an inordinate amount of time picking their nose. A serious farmer also eats their own crops.

Stopping at a red light while driving, I noticed a boogey farmer next to me harvesting some crops.

by boozemover April 8, 2012

farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.

person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!

by aleckss May 15, 2005

coty farmer

the sexiest beast in the world every girl wants him

girl=thats right nola you want a coty farmer don't you?
Nola=Hell yea

by cgf1995 December 15, 2010

Farmer joe

A pedo who rules over the earth and pedos anyone in his way he is the greatest pedo alive

Farmer joe came to my house and raped me last night

by Naraic876 November 30, 2017

Poodle Farmer

Someone that sleeps with thier dog and keeps peanut butter on thier bedside table for midnight lickings.

Ohh yeahh bitch lick that peanut butter up.. soon you'll get to the creamy filling you fucking Poodle Farmer.

by iGotSunshineInaBag March 6, 2011

Hot Farmer

a hot farmer is a heterosexual sex technique that involves getting a girl really hot and bothered, then plowing her.

"Did you have a good time last night with your date?" "Oh yeah man she got the Hot Farmer."

by systemsengineer June 3, 2009

dump farmer

Another colloquialism for a homosexual, or fag.

Dude, Matt totally looks like a dump farmer with that pink scarf on.

by WJCIII December 7, 2007