Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.
"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"
"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
by Ray delacour January 5, 2008
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"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"
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when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.
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Anyone who doesnt drive a car, but a ka may also be referred to as a "Faizev".
A sexy man with the build of wafers. Do not underestimate anyone named Faizev as he has a large penis that can split you in half. His calves are more muscly than a black man's dick. If you see him wear shorts, its like hes walking with 2 long penises for legs.
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a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
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a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
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