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false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.
"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"
by Ray delacour January 5, 2008
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False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.
"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"
by Ratedout October 4, 2008
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false homicide

when after a fender bender the police come out to write out a report and everybody is a witness like it was a homicide.
They had a false homicide on main street today.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 13, 2009
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faizev

Anyone who looks like the Dick Smith Electronics logo may also be referred to as a "Faizev".
Anyone who doesnt drive a car, but a ka may also be referred to as a "Faizev".

A sexy man with the build of wafers. Do not underestimate anyone named Faizev as he has a large penis that can split you in half. His calves are more muscly than a black man's dick. If you see him wear shorts, its like hes walking with 2 long penises for legs.
Fuck you Arvin, IM FAIZEV BITCH!
by jrawlings2013 June 5, 2013
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Faiges

The most chill group of girls that party every weekend. Whether it's just them, or their guys as well, they always have a good time.
Woah, did you check snapchat? The faiges are partying again.
by DJshortie June 24, 2016
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failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
by Sexydimma November 17, 2016
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false tooth

When a girl who is missing a tooth is giving you head and you cum where the tooth should be.
Yeah she got her tooth knocked out but I gave her a false tooth last night.
by Yellow Hat Man December 16, 2016
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