Dry Cake

A cake or food which is made extremely rich and is basicly uneatable and unpleasant to eat. The maker of the cake shows that they still need some lessons and to be taught properly how to make a nice cake. The cake can be dry in a number of ways such as making it well in advanced of intending to eat it, making it a week before you will eat it. Another way to make it dry is to place dry things on the top of it such as chocolate finger biscuits or Maltesers. The end result is that you have made something which is unpleasant to eat.
Person 1: Check out that Cake
Person 2: That looks so dry
Person 1: It tastes dryer than the sahara desert
Person 2: Wow that must be a Dry Cake
by wtso1 January 16, 2012
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High and dry

To be lead on and excited to erection just for nothing to be come of it and be left dry.
"Hey Jandre what happened with Simone last night?"
"Arh mate, she left me high and dry"
by jo carrow February 12, 2019
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dry snitch

a dry snitch is someone who tells on someone when they aren't involved in the situation at all, also an unnecessary snitch
1)bob throws a pencil at the teacher

2)then the teacher proceeds with her lesson without asking who threw the pencil

3)then jordan yells out to the teacher bob threw that pencil!

thus, jordan is a bitch ass dry snitch because the teacher didn't even ask who threw the pencil yet he still told her
by pat-loc and d-loc September 03, 2008
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Dry Guy

A very rough handjob with no form of lubrication. Often received after a heated make out/dry hump session.
Man, that bitch must give one hell of a dry guy because Dan's been limping around all week.
by Omar the Piledriver February 09, 2009
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dry humping

This is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite sexes. For this act to take place both parties involved are typically sexually stimulated. Once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. As the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This rubbing action ('humping') allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. At first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. After a while, however, irritation can occur. Why you ask? Because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes:
1) An abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation
or
2) Full on wild animal kingdom SEX TIME (considered to be way more fun than option 1)
Kevin once told me that 'dry humping' was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll!!!!!!)!!!!!
by Randy Watson November 30, 2006
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Dry Humping

An act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.
OMG Jim was totally dry humping Nicki at prom!
by DeskFlyer September 05, 2008
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penis-dry

Penis-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. This comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the penis always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.
"Someone go towel off the dog again! He's penis-dry!"

"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."

"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."

"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."
by Andrew Cohen January 03, 2006
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