The biggest douche in the universe

1. A term used on the television show "South Park" to refer to the psychic John Edward, who claims to channel the dead family members of the peole in his studio audience. In the episode of South Park, John Edwards is given "The Biggest Douche In the Universe" award by members of the intergallactic community.

2. This year, the biggest douche in the Universe award goes to John Mark Karr. This attention seeking pedophile is getting the attention he wants by the second biggest douche in the universe---the American media.

I am tired of seeing The biggest douche in the universe, John Mark Karr on the news every time I turn on MSNBC and CNN.

by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006

fucking douche bag

basically a piece of shit

bloggers, fucking douche bag

by cheech marin12 February 24, 2009

Twinkle Douche

a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.

Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.

by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011

douche

a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

you're such a douche... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.

by seraphina October 5, 2003

[douchebag

An incorrect link to the word "Douchebag"

See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

by Michael October 30, 2004

douche chills

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007

Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009