Dinosaur with 500 teeth

Something your friend has asked you to search up during class. AKA, the dinosaur called the Nigersaurus. It’s name came from its country of origin, Niger, found in Africa.

boy: “dude, search up the dinosaur with 500 teeth!”
girl: “that joke isn’t funny you know, it’s not even bad..”
boy: “you’re boring as hell.”

by batteryacid_104 October 20, 2023

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Dinosaur Nuggets

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Mother: *Walks into room* "What are you doing?!"

Y/n: "Jacking off to Dinosaur Nuggets-"

Mother: "What is Dinosaur Nuggets?"

Y/n: "It's a sexy food that is nice and crispy"

by Yourmotherthatssecretlydad April 1, 2022

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