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guttenberg delight

basically when a woman does all of the work and reaches climax as well, derived from steve guttenberg the washed up actor not doing anything all these years
Hey man, you mean you just layed there while you gave her the "guttenberg delight" man you lazy mofo!! When are you going to get off your ass and start doin' it for yourself!!
by Dave Sneed August 28, 2009
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toaster delight

When one gets hungry he/she goes on a perilous journey throughout the realms of thier house. When one finds out that the perilous journey was a failure and will always be, he/she turns to the toaster in remorse. They subconciously grab a screwdriver and begin to pry at the bottom of said toaster. In turn discharging many delightful morsles of questionable food( getting the name) "Toaster Delight". He/she then consumes the discharged delight with a, shall i say, delightful smile.
Man1: What in the heck happened to my toaster?

Man2: Dude it was delightful!

Man1: What was delightful?

Man2: That toaster delight i just had.
by pop it for p December 5, 2009
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lunchtime delight

Harry had a different girlfriend come by each day this week for a real smorgasbord of lunchtime delight.
by square dancer January 27, 2010
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Kostka Delight

Eating a yogurt and apple for lunch, followed up with an ab workout.
Man im hungry, i think i'll have the Kostka Delight for lunch.
by PWC102 May 20, 2010
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Denim Delight

rubbing, tugging, or massaging the genitals of one's lover, exterior to their jeans.
I don't really know if I got to 3rd base or not, because all I got from her over the past 3 hours of making out was a "Denim Delight"
by The Wisconsin Idealist March 21, 2011
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Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream
Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.
by BigBawwls March 6, 2011
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Venus Delight

a cigarette moistened and topped with a variety of drugs, such as weed, cocaine, oxycodone, or whatever your heart desires.
"i don't have any prior obligations tonight, so i'm going to enjoy a venus delight when i go out to party"
by vasyamarq June 28, 2012
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