Darling Boner

A condition that is caused by the sudden arrival of Darling after an extended period of absence. The last major outbreak of Darling boners occured when he returned from UofT several years ago. Experts believe that Darling boners are expected to become a seasonal outbreak every Christmas and Summer for the next several years.

Jeremy: Dude did you hear that Darling is coming back for christmas?!?!?!
Pepe: Yes he will be in tomorrow.
Jeremy: DARLING BONERS ALL AROUND

by Jeremyrulestheworld December 16, 2012

Dating Pam

Being single. As in the pam of your hand. Masturbating

Oh yeah he's been dating pam for 6 months now

by Chris P Rice June 5, 2015

dating with documentation

When a man loves a woman so much it forces her to get a restraining order.

Darrell is in a dating with documentation relationship with Nicole.

by Big Deal69 March 1, 2017

Darling

Something that zero two says everytime.

Zero two: I think I have taken a liking to you. Won't you be my darling?

by whendidiaskeduropinion May 29, 2021

darinel

Darinel is a uncommon name Da-Ree-Nel this type of person is usually bad at planning events has lots of connection and loves to party.

Darinel is bad at planning

by Spacekiller_3000 August 9, 2021

darlingkunikida

One of the most gorgeous people in the universe.

“Who’s darlingkunikida?”
“One of the most gorgeous people to ever exist.”

by sagethele4f March 9, 2022

seasonal dating

Seasonal dating is a term used to describe those unwed people who live their lives traveling and exploring the world. They never settle down, so they have "dates" in multiple parts of the world that they visit a couple times, or maybe once, a year. They rotate through their favorite places in the world, seeing their seasonal lovers, and explore some new locations as a way of life.

Lindsay travels to a different country every few months, seeing different men in each country, so her dating lifestyle is described as seasonal dating.

by travel_hunny April 2, 2010