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Dakota

Dakota is usually very gay. Dakota also has a very interesting sense of humour that might scare you; They dont like little kids, adults, teens, or just normal people in general. If you come across a Dakota you might realise how hota dakota is.

Dakota also has a big balls and a likes bo0b1es. They also like peppa pig because its hota like Dakota.
Dakota likes to sleep with deez nuts next to her as it warms her and keeps her safe.

Dakota hates her dad because he gives more attention to little sister and yells at her for no reason.
Dakotas friends with a grace because grace is a hota too.
Grace is hota like Dakota.
But no dick is bigger than dakotas.
oh my shitty mc titties, -dakota
oh my grillie mchotas -grace
by HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH December 18, 2021
mugGet the Dakotamug.

North Dakota Pipeline

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.
Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.
by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018
mugGet the North Dakota Pipelinemug.

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot
by Rionox January 6, 2023
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Dakota

Dakota is a SEXY HUBBA HUBBA. He is one of the most handsome guys you will ever meet. He is a total goofball and never fails to make others smile. When he is not goofing around or eating, he is sleeping like a baby. He is one of the nicest guys out there, a gentleman, and a total family guy. Not only does he love his family endlessly, but he loves his partner with everything he can possibly offer. As a partner he is loyal, kind, respectful and always willing to go out of his way to make you feel loved. Everyone wants a Dakota, and everyone loves Dakota.
Wow, I want a Dakota!! Mommy can you get me a Dakota please!
by kssskkkkkkk6921 February 22, 2021
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Dakota Stacey

She’s the prettiest person ever she’s funny and has a good personality she’s a crackhead but doesn’t like getting trouble did I already say pretty because she is I love her so much 😘😘😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕 and Colton should date her
Boy:who’s that she’s really pretty

Girl:that’s Dakota Stacey

🥵🥵🥵
by Ya mom bitch December 2, 2019
mugGet the Dakota Staceymug.

North Dakota cobbler

The act of putting any kind of cobbler in someones anal canal then using a spoon to eating it out.
by Bulletant1264_YT August 11, 2024
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Dakota

An asshole midget white girl who keeps touching me. She wont ever stop bothering you. She also has a horrible love life and has more than 5 exes.
Bobby or sum shit: Yo did Dakota kick your leg again?

Herberb: Yes bro now im boutta be out of the season again because of her ass
by muslim cheems January 21, 2024
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