Look at dakota and her spider legs
by Mike OOXLONG July 25, 2022

A kind, obedient person who never acts with anger but with kindness and can not be too serious and always makes you laugh. He lights up every room he walks into and never says no to anything he is willing to die for you and even a random stranger he hasn't even said hi to. If you have a Dakota then you might as well thank the lord for giving you your life time partner.
Izabell: Oh man Dakota is a cool person what town did he come from?
Taylor: he came from St.Cloud Florida I want a Dakota!
Taylor: he came from St.Cloud Florida I want a Dakota!
by therichperson05 March 16, 2018

Is big gay has no friends lives in his basement and barely anyone thinks he's cool always caught chewing that tabacco
by Mememasterisgay December 27, 2018

A mfin G thang that drives around stupid stance cars, either a VQ or some sort of inline/v6 car like it’s his job and has no game!
by Camberedstancecar November 23, 2021

A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
by unicornchic September 13, 2017

Dakota sweet is the best boyfriend in the entire world. He is the most loyal and most sweetest guy . He knows how to treat a girl right and is a true Prince. He will be your ride or die. He has bright blue eyes and dark hair. The cutest smile belongs to him.
by 123 chick January 29, 2017

To be fat, ugly, retarded, lazy, gluttonous, bald, bastard, bugger with a lump on his but that lights up rainbow colors.
Look, here comes Dakota. I heard that glowing bulge is a butt plug and I heard it vibrate during class while he was sitting down.
by South American Tundra May 21, 2025
