cycletard

Young urban hipster that rides a bicycle. These special people wear skin tight pants with some punk belt with their ass crack hanging out, pant leg rolled up and Chuck Taylor All Stars shoes on and some sort of skin tight t-shirt and stupid assed necklace like a dog chain around their neck. They've usually modified a good bicycle and turned it into an abomination by taking the brakes off, handlebars straight and chopped, and fixed gears. They think they're gods gift to bicycling (which sucks anyway) and think they rule the road. They're more like deer on the road, very unpredictable, and swerve in and out of traffic in rush hour, use the sidewalks and generally cry large alligator tears when they get run down... Cycletards are the worst of the hipster douchebags on the planet.

What was that I just ran over? I think it might have been a cycletard, as I have black jeans wrapped around my axle now. Damn it.

by SeattleEvilDave October 17, 2009

pro-cyclical

Something that moves in the same direction as GDP.

When GDP increases, standard of living increases. Therefore, standard of living is pro-cyclical.

by poundpusher May 17, 2006

Juice-Cicle

When you take your index finger and stick it into a female's vaginal crevice. Let it sit there a moment, then pull it out, wet and all, and have her lick the pussy liquid off.

Lick that Juice-Cicle bitch!

by BigDick January 29, 2004

Turkish Cyclist

A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.

That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.

by Seaabass November 5, 2009

The Cyclops

When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.

"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"

by TheCyclopsMan May 6, 2010

cyclops

the main general of the X-Men...he is Scott Summers. His special power is an optic blast. His girlfriend is Jean Grey. His mentor is Professor Xavier. In addition, he has starred in video games and has made appearances twice in the big screen.

Cyclops, why did you use your powers on that bus. We must remain private.

by World Domination February 16, 2005

cyclone

this is when a woman puts a mans penis in her vagina by sitting on it while he is laying down (the woman preferably sitting with her back toward the mans face) then the woman spins in a circle while keeping the cock in her vagina.

Tommy: so ben wat did u do last night with ur girlfreind???
Ben: she was getting bored so i pulled out a cyclone!!!
Tommy: LUCKY!!!

by Yllib Nosnhoj July 3, 2007