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cutting the dirty

shaving, getting rid of, a thick mustache or facial hair
Man #1 "You got one beast of a mustache man."
Man #2 "Yea i know bro, I might be cutting the dirty after my shower."
by MonstaKev March 8, 2010
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Cunting The Lads

Colloquial expression when in a group of marauding male friends, one deliberately goes out of his way to do mis-deeds to the others.

It's often argued, generally by the lad doing the cunting that: "the lads always cunt each other". Depending on the level of impropriety the other lads will agree or disagree.
Giles cunted the lads by breaking wind in the back of the taxi at the beginning of a 40 minute journey.

Tomkin cunted the lads by organizing an excellent bbq for himself, and not inviting the lads.

Oswaldo cunted Ellsworth, and said "but the lads always cunt each other!", when he slept with Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend and told everyone about her oversized vulva; and replied to Ellsworth's loving text messages while getting a soapy titwank from Ellsworth's ex-girlfriend.

Cunting the lads became standard practice, on the lads last trip to ibiza, this included pissing in each other's pockets in urinals, and competitively cock-blocking any lad having success with a bint.
by Earnesto Cullonesto February 3, 2012
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To venture upon nightlife with the primary purpose of getting some.
Wear your brut tonight fellas, we're off cuntin
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cuntinuum

1. A TV or book in which all the male characters are gone (dead, left the show. etc) but the show goes on
with the female lead -- (Law & Order SVU)
2. Carrying on with promoting your sports team even though its obvious they are shadows of their former selves.
3. When male stars or politicians crash and burn, they send out young apologetic women or "non-threatening" manboys to defend them and hope against hope they will regain their former glory.
4. a bad ending to the show "Continuum".
Cuntinuum always disapointed. Always.
by spikeysnack October 14, 2016
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Cuting

The act of being cute.

'Flexing' but for cuties.
by JimJim McGimm January 1, 2019
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Cubing

An activity or hobby: people, who usually call themselves cubers or speedcubers solves rubik's cubes, or similar puzzles.
Their ,,goal" is to solve each puzzle faster, however everyone knows they just want to look cool.

They are 90 per cent virgins.
Competition(s) for cubing: there are several, but the official competition is called WCA aka world cube association.
Guy 1: -What is the most useless activity in the world?
Guy 2: -cubing
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Cutting

I like cutting my wrist or body :)
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