Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

full bag of crazy

An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.

That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.

by Dark Star January 15, 2008

thats how I role crazy and out of control

To make it seem like you are crazier then you really are.

that was dumb adam, yea thats how I role crazy and out of control.

by adamblumenthal August 20, 2008

Bath Salt Crazy

When one gets high on bath salts and then proceeds to eat another person's face off. One does not have to be high on bath salts to go "bath salt crazy" but it is how to let someone know you are very serious and they should stop messing with you.

You better stop making me angry before I got all bath salt crazy on your ass.

by kpg September 28, 2012

Them Bitches Be Crazy

The colloquial term for,
"Those female dogs appear to have lost their mind"

Person 1: See those girls over there
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: Them Bitches Be Crazy
Person 2: Truer words have never been spoken

by BabyOxeley April 21, 2014

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.

"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.

by Panicube December 13, 2014

Bitches be Crazy

The condition which all women suffer from. Which is being crazy because are bitches are crazy.

This is why women are illogical, because they are crazy.

Dangerous Dave: Yo dude, why did that chick yell about the TV?

Me: Because man, Bitches be Crazy

by The Man o awesomeness December 18, 2010