crotch rocket

A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.

"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."

crotch rocket by Edsel November 15, 2007

crotch crab

parasitic insect species notorious for infesting human genitals.

Crotch crabs are little bastards that live in your crotch and bite the hell out of you while hanging onto your pubes for dear life.

crotch crab by grena February 19, 2010

Crotch Chops 

The large magnificent cascade of pubes flanking both sides of a man's overgrown undercarriage.

"Mark's been growin out his crotch chops for swimsuit season."

Crotch Chops by JusticeLeagueAssembled March 21, 2012

crotch rocket

A crotch rocket is a penis.

Gary has a huge crotch rocket and all of the girls want to ride it.

crotch rocket by Rocket Rider November 1, 2006

Crotch Festival 

A celebration of which cock is abound and litters the streets. Usually attended by homosexual males. They feast on cock meat sandwiches and indulge in practices of butt humpery.

Dude, are you coming to Justin's Crotch Festival? Yeah, we're all hoppin' in his Volkswagen and rolling out for some hot ramrod!

Crotch Festival by Christopher Litsey April 23, 2008

Crotch Feet 

Crotch Feet- (n) Feet that possess a formidable odor suggesting one had stuck their feet into a crotch afflicted with crotch rot.

Ex: "Yo, that bitch got some nasty ass crotch feet."

Crotch Feet by E.L May 22, 2006

crotch friction 

When you're so fucking fat your legs rub against each other creating crotch friction, possibly leading to a fire in your panties.

Jesus christ listen to that crotch friction as that fat bitch walks!

crotch friction by BA1 December 27, 2007