Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

Aggressive Canoodling

Aggressive forms of PDA including but not limited to wrestling, kickboxing, and aggressive elbowing. Also See aggressive cuddling.

There's this couple in the library that's been engaging in aggressive canoodling and it's extremely uncomfortable to watch.

by ksajevpawienfpaewifhewipu November 13, 2017

Holy Canoli

A common exclamation used as a substitute for Holy Shit to describe an exiting, ridiculous or unbelievable event. It's a very popular amongst those who avoid cursing. It's similar to other curse word substitutes like Holy Cow or Holy Schnikes .

Holy Canoli did you see that one-handed touchdown catch to win the game?

by Professor Dino February 27, 2018

Boose Canoe

someone who has a loose asshole

my friend todd is a total boose Canoe.

by Boosiestcanoer November 8, 2018

dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants

I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.

by sliveredham March 7, 2019

Dating canon

To describe a person or persons who are in a relationship. Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Partner

Brenda told her friend Lisa that Aaron was her dating canon and that she would stick to him.
Max told his friend Amanda that he wanted her to be his dating canon.

by KingDoubleC May 10, 2019