Troll Candidate

A candidate in any election that is a complete joke and no one expects to make past the primaries.

Man that guy is such a troll candidate there is no way he makes it past the primaries.

HiS PoLiCiEs ArE sO GoOd, HoW cOuLd YoU sAy ThAt!

by Unquestionably Burdensome August 1, 2023

crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.

Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.

by Bobdabear September 10, 2019

False Flag Candidate

In the context of politics, a false flag candidate refers to a person who is presented as a candidate for an election but is actually working in secret for another group or organization. This can happen when a political party or group tries to manipulate an election by presenting a candidate who appears to be from a different political ideology or background than they actually are. The goal is to deceive voters and win their support by hiding the true intentions and affiliations of the candidate.

"She switched parties faster than it took for the election results ink to dry. We think she may have been a false flag candidate. Time to audit her financial donors list and follow the money trail."

"We ran her as a False Flag Candidates, knowing the whole time that she'd switch parties shortly after the win in order to give us a supermajority."

"She was a false flag candidate, and switched parties shortly after winning the election. Time to require a special election for party switching midstream."

by Ollie Anthem April 6, 2023

conditional

A mix between contemperary and traditional

That house is so conditional with its log cabin exterior and its modern, functional interior.

by jambo jake August 16, 2009

Candice

The best friend you ever had the most caring, and down to earth person you will ever meet. Puts others before herself always and is loyal to everyone she meets. Candice is the girl you wanna date for a long time and she will take care of you.

I like a girl....’is it a candice?

by brownielover December 1, 2019

candice

candice dick fit in ur mouth

E candice E

by flaflobla November 5, 2019

leave in conditioner

to blow a load on the back of a girls neck and rub her hair in it

dude befor work i gave my girl some leave in conditioner

by asserroth March 7, 2011