East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really
Well you must have been in the East Colorado
No not really
Well you must have been in the East Colorado
by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022
Get the East Colorado mug.A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.
"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."
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Get the Willamette Colorado mug.In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night
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If you have some grace and musical talent(not all guards have this, but ours do and 80% of us play all sorts of musical instruments{most are 1st-3rd out of 5 or more chairs in Concert/Symphonic Band/Choir/Orchestra/Guitar class in their section or have ability to be in more than two instrument sections} and WE GOT RHYTHM AND EXPRESSION like no one's business... kinda required from everyone...lol) then good for your guard.
WE ARE NOT CHEERLEADERS/TWIRLERS. In order for our school's cheerleading team to "look" good while performing, they need to have certain and various amounts of body control, balance, muscle, body awareness, timing, and smiles. These are not hard once you get them down but these are NOT EASY either. NOT ALL GUARDS HAVE THIS but ours do- according to this at some level, we get along with the cheerleaders and we appreciate each other.
Twirlers... I have no exact idea who they are so i can't judge them...
All i know is that twirlers twirl.
7. guard or CG (colorguard)
If you have some grace and musical talent(not all guards have this, but ours do and 80% of us play all sorts of musical instruments{most are 1st-3rd out of 5 or more chairs in Concert/Symphonic Band/Choir/Orchestra/Guitar class in their section or have ability to be in more than two instrument sections} and WE GOT RHYTHM AND EXPRESSION like no one's business... kinda required from everyone...lol) then good for your guard.
WE ARE NOT CHEERLEADERS/TWIRLERS. In order for our school's cheerleading team to "look" good while performing, they need to have certain and various amounts of body control, balance, muscle, body awareness, timing, and smiles. These are not hard once you get them down but these are NOT EASY either. NOT ALL GUARDS HAVE THIS but ours do- according to this at some level, we get along with the cheerleaders and we appreciate each other.
Twirlers... I have no exact idea who they are so i can't judge them...
All i know is that twirlers twirl.
7. guard or CG (colorguard)
High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 4
Examples are finished in Definition parts one through 3.
Examples are finished in Definition parts one through 3.
by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011
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Young Voices of Colorado taught me many life lessons such as bottling up your breakdowns until you are physically incapable of emotion.
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