corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

by ReZeroX June 22, 2008

cocklehawk

A rooster/hawk hybrid.

Used to describe a dunderhead or birdbrain.

The rooster and hawk mated and gave birth to a cocklehawk.

Dude, you're such a cocklehawk.

by Laurface [Buttermoose] August 18, 2008

Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

cockledick

A penis with a head in the shape of an open clam

Damn your cockledick is ugz

by fullofshitdfvkdfv October 15, 2010

Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.

"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."

by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013

cockledragger

a man who leads a donkey by tugging on the donkeys dick and leads said animal in the direction in which he wants the animal to go.

Kyle the farmer is known for being a cockledragger

by The king Friday May 11, 2014

Cockleech

A woman who financially drains a man without providing anything, sexual or otherwise to the relationship.

Matt's fiance Krista doesn't work, has no kids, is addicted to opiates, doesn't put out, and has a terrible shopping habit, what a cockleech!

by darkangeline September 2, 2014