Cliteral

express yourself vulgarly about sexual acts towards a woman.

i was being cliteral ass fuck wit her! told her ill lick her EVERYTHING! HA HA

by NastyNat NoobSaibot May 17, 2011

Cliteral

When one is speaking only the unaltered truth about female genitalia.

"Betty's vagina cliterally had scales, it was very similar to that time I mouth-raped a salmon."

by My mom's mom's mom August 17, 2011

critter

N. Any small computer periphery other than a mouse; frequently connected via a USB port.

He has so many critters attached to his computer I can't find the damned mouse!

by Pheaseant October 31, 2011

clatterati

A subset of storm watchers, these are people who derive enjoyment from watching and being in storms that involve hail. The "clatter" is the sound of the hail hitting roofs and other metal or wooden objects.

NOAA predicted a big thunderstorm here. You know the clatterati are going to be coming out in droves!

by pentozali October 26, 2013

critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

Cliterpillar

A long hairy clitorious that resembles one of them fuzzy caterpillars

I fucked this bitch last night who was shaven Brazilian except she had hair on her clitorious, it was a real cliterpillar

by jAKe47 October 10, 2014

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014