Certification of Gayness

When you are deemed officially gay and given a certificate signed by an elite and secret force of individuals, who's true identity shall never be revealed.

You better hope you don't get a certification of gayness because... well, that's gay.

Andrew: Hey, what's this in the mail?
Narrator: Andrew is a very sad, gay person.
Andrew: What the... Certification of Gayness?!
Narrator: Andrew has just been enlightened, as the truth dawns upon him, leading him towards the bright light at the end of the tunnel...

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Clart

When you do anal.Then you proceed with the cumming.Then she farts the cum out:Can only be achieved with a possible Muslim

Shit got wild last night,My girlfriend clarted all over the walls

by Footer scag December 21, 2019

Certified Lover Boy

someone who is like nataly

ofcourse nataly is a certified lover boy

by certified lover boy December 1, 2021

Clart

The type of fart where your buttcheeks clap together painfully.

Clarting is such a pain in the ass!

by tree #1 July 19, 2014

clart

A person who is lazy.

Bob slept in until noon. What a clart!

by Keith Bob November 8, 2007

certain death

1-slang word describing strong cocktails
2-cocktail containing 19 units/pint created at in a university flat in 2000, now popular in "the path tavern"
3-metal band formed in 2000

1- "man, that was a certain death"
2- "I'll have a certain death, please"
3- "certain death were good last night"

by baxter October 29, 2003

creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010