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caustic soda

Caustic soda is the trade name of Sodium Hydroxide (NaOH), which is an agent used to clear drains of junk that has gotten there someway or other. It is allso a cheap source of hydrogen gas.

Put some in a bottle along with tin foil, add water and pull a balloon over the top. Watch as it inflates and there, you have a balloon o' hydrogen.

It can manipulate your voice in a similar way to helium, but it's cheaper, or when mixed with oxygen and lit it can manipulate other people's voices into sounding as though they're muted, along with sounds of any sort really.

Warning: Caustic soda is very caustic, as one might understand. Getting it in your eyes is actually worse than getting a strong acid there.
Allso, a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is quite volatile.

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You didn't hear this from me.
After my girlfriend took a shower, the drain was clogged with hair. I can't believe she has that much, or had. It took all my caustic soda to get rid of, so now I can't preform as Mickey the Mouse for the children.
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Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas
Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!
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Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left and dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
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Santa Claus Syndrome

Being brought up to believe in a religion by parents/family as a young child, the same way they teach you to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. The child is too naive to have personal opinions at such a young age and believes what they are told. This can wear off with age (like with Santa Claus, etc.) but usually sticks as religion is too controversial to be brought up as ‘not true’ in society.
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a past tence definistion for a crouded area
the mall was cluster fuckish today i could hardly move around without bumping into someone.
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Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

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Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.
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a man from venice that comes down your chimney on 4/20 and gives everyone kush, sooooooooooooooooooooomeeeeee bomb kush
Damn man Danky Claus gave me stress :( fuck i shouldn't have been shiesty
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