Chode

A dick wider than it is long.

Jim couldn't fit his Chode into Jenna's mouth.

by CokRubbin May 20, 2015

chodenum

when yo riding and she slip and yk shit get fucked yhu feel me gangy🙌💯

pimp#1 “bruh we was having a chill as time and then fucking chodenum fucked yo da whole vibe yk bruh😔”
gangy#2“damn cuh that’s why me and my homies don’t fuck wit chodenum”

by pgftslime💯 September 6, 2022

woogie chode

The slightly more hairy, elongated and oblong offset version of a chode. Some times refered to as, the ugly chode, afro chode, and in extreme cases, the fatling chode. The vulgur use of this chode is rarely seen in modern chode dialect, but in the old days, it was more commonly used as an insult.

1. My chode looks like chewbaca, it's a woogie chode.

2. Hey, sit down on my woogie chode and I'll slip it in sideways.

3. Dude, stop being such a fatling chode!

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 20, 2004

Saggy Chode

Saggy Chode: A Short stubie fat meaty penis that sags to the floor with it's fuzzy ball sacks, when saggy may skwish together like meat sacks, the flavor is bitter and claimy with a hint of jew juice.

Eww Unice your saggy chode just slaped my face, you got juice everywere.

by Priscilla P August 27, 2008

chode

a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.

guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!

by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009

Chode

As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??

Sophie really wants to find a Chode

by Third Place April 28, 2003

Chode

A Chode is deifnitely a penis wider than it is long. Seriously, "gooch" and "taint" already exist as totally legit words. Chode is a great word used to describe a certain type of penis.

Look at that chode. Can that even fit in a vagina? And it's only an inch long.

by Zak S December 28, 2005