child anchor

When a young child immobilises you by attatching themselves to either your leg or by sitting on your foot, thus anchoring you to the spot.

Hungry Husband returning home after a day at work: "What d'you mean, dinners not ready"

Wife with child anchor: "Can't you see I'm completely immobilsed, what with this child anchor"

by Elizabeths mum September 20, 2010

Chifte

A human female that has eaten more then everyone else. These fat whales are often as powerful as Godzilla and physically about the same size (abnormal chifte's have been known to surpass that particular size, but they are generally referred to as "Majin-Chifte" or "Super-Saiyen-Chifte). People who are not familiar with these whales due to the lack of education and isolated location refer to them as "Women who want to eat your children"

1) We need to put speed bumps on the meat buffet, otherwise that chifte is gona eat all our food....maybe even our customers.....and my cat.....

2) Oprah Winfrey has gained another 10kg, she is no longer a morbidly obese woman, she is now a chifte!

3) Another restaurant declared bankruptcy, they must of had a chifte customer

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

Chilasexing

Combined from chilling and sexing.
Being chill and relax with your partner and have a long fabulous sex

"What have you been up to last night?"
"Me and my girl were Chilasexing the whole night"

by Cruising November 27, 2012

child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013

child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Chilcott

A person missed by people

Chilcott is missed by the lads

by Headfullofbeans February 17, 2017

child collar

one of wolfito's favorite children.

child collar: mOmMY cAn mE hAVE cAnnEd bE A nS
wolfito: yes u can have canned beans here go *throws hot beans down throat*
child collar: yay thank mom *chokes*

wolfito: *wheezes*

by ton otiflow December 16, 2019