No Chance

An affirmation that something is never going to happen.

Dad: Okay, I'll see you later! (Drops wallet)
Hammy: Dropped, it was. Protect, I must.
(Olivia appears)
Hammy: Not you!
Olivia: That's my Amex!
Hammy: No chance!

by MalumLibrum958 March 25, 2021

Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs

When you or someone accidentally or intentionally rubbed your dick with isopropyl alcohol or pain relieving liniment.

Carl: Why are you walking as if your dick's on fire?
Mark: My girlfriend punished me for cheating by giving me the Cloudy with a chance of HEATballs treatment.

by SpankyRigor August 14, 2021

Chance

(Gay Version) Well endowed mentally and physically. Probably one of the most coolest and honest gay guys you ever met. He can leave a guy wanting more with just the right words. Loves his friends and family but wants love and happiness most of all. Creative and most likely a pacifist, but don't try to fuck with him unless you want your feelings hurt.

Yea, I'd say Chance is one of the coolest gay guys I know.

by 109pmArt January 4, 2015

Puncher's Chance

A term used in MMA (mixed martial arts) meaning that a puncher always has a chance to win the fight by landing even one punch.

Ross is a boxer so he always has a puncher's chance.

by TUF-guy January 9, 2010

Chance

the most over dramatic person you will ever meet! he can't ever stop talking about himself & he can't take a joke.
he's a player and is mean to his best friends!

Guy 1: Hahah, i hate you :P
Chance: **** YOU! MOTHER *******! I DONT NEED YOUR SH*T!

by Cwaigy Bear June 5, 2009

Last Chance To Lose Your Keys

home on a saturday nite with all my doors locked up tight i won't think about you baby....
best song from brand new ever

it's girls like you that make me think i'm better off..HOME ON A SATURDAY NITE..

by davide January 9, 2005

Chancer

Our mate Noel Young from the pub..

"He's wearing that fake Armani again, Oh he's definately a chancer"

by MickyC February 15, 2005