you never change horse in mid term

Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback

Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term

by Lord Moridin July 2, 2009

Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.

Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.

by magnumdefense January 28, 2013

sex change

A skateboarding trick where you do a kickflip and spin your body 180 degrees landing switch.

I did an awesome sex change last week.

by ryan_klos November 25, 2006

oil change

First you get on one of the carts you use to go under a car. You roll under your girl when shes on her period, heavy flow. You take out the old tampon and if blood gets on you thats ok your doing your job right. Clean her up, put in a new tampon, roll out from under her and give her a thumbs up.

Aaron gave his girl a great oil change last weekend.

by STURDYDIRTY09 July 4, 2009

chonged

SO stoned eating the munchies is diffircult

lying on a bed unable to eat any food

by Chonger donga April 20, 2005

Voice Changer 3000

A voice changer that does not actually exist, but is in fact just a cruel joke played on you by your friend who has nothing better to do, than to pretend to have a voice changer.

Not to be confused with Voice Changer 3; which actually does exist.

Veronica: Wow, how did you change your voice like that?
Fernando: It's a voice changer.
Veronica: Really? Which one?
Fernando: "Voice Changer Three--"
Veronica: "Voice Changer 3"?
Fernando: No, "VOICE CHANGER 3000"

by pHailer November 18, 2009

Head Change

1. When a person changes her mind about getting into bed after you have given her head.

69. When you both change your mind about sex after giving each other head.

I gave her head and then she had a head change about boning.

by Chestnut + Hazel May 13, 2019