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A cathole

An asshole person who’s defined by their cats
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Catholic Curve

The specific manner in which a catholic girl may curve a non-catholic young man.

Often times, an unsuspecting bloke is introduced to an attractive and intelligent catholic girl. She comes onto him first, sometimes even explicity expressing sexual interest in him. The young man and the catholic girl go on a fun date. All interactions surrounding this fresh relationship, such as text conversations, are nothing but enthusiastic, especially from the girl’s end.

The interaction between the two may continue for a bit, but circumstances conducive to sex will never present themselves. The girl may continue to lead on the dude but at some point, the catholic girl will curve him through a combination of ambiguous in-person and texting maneuvers that are unclear in their purpose, but the man takes as rejection.

As a result of the Catholic Curve, a young man may be left frustrated and feeling like he got played, but the experience makes him a wiser man.

The Catholic Curve is a result of a girl’s Catholic upbringing and education. It’s an implicit maneuver, which she may or may not be aware of.
Person 1: “How are things with Steve and that girl Mary?”
Person 2: “Home girl gave him the old Catholic Curve.”

Person 1: “Damn. R.I.P. Steve.”
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Catholic jeans

Jeans (usually wranglers) with the crotch removed.
That guys is wearing his catholic jeans.
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Catholic cop maneuver

saying I am Catholic to prevent the police from harming you.
The black man did the Catholic cop maneuver to stop the officer from hurting him.
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Catholic underwear

Underwear that have a lot of holes in them and they are very worn down, hence why they're "holy".
Drey's balls are touching his pants since he's wearing his Catholic underwear.
by beth.hamelin May 19, 2018
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epiphany catholic school

A gay private school where the teachers are very strict
epiphany catholic school

is the gayest school in Miami.
by pqoqogc October 11, 2019
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Good Catholic Boys

1. A group of young men who constantly journey towards taking back the Holy Land.

2. A group of young men who love each other but aren't gay. They said, "no homo, but I love you guys."
3. Idiots who have fun together in a Catholic manner.
The Good Catholic Boys threw an awesome party with the peacocks and Kimmy.
by GCB9 December 3, 2017
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