Condom

Cum bubble

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together

by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.

He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.

by syberfilm June 2, 2016

Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.

Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.

by The One and Only What December 9, 2017

curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018

chainsaw condom

just a big F@cking hassle.

From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)

While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.

by High strength nuts September 11, 2019

Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom

“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
“Nah bro it’s a flab condom

by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020