(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.
Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010
Get the cafeteria blast mug.a local bar at Mont Tremblant where college students on spring break goes to party! Several American college students aged 18-20 take a trip to Mont Tremblant to legally get around the stupid American drinking age of 21.
Local bar: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Local bar: I am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
Student: WTF!? What happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
Local bar: Well that's just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter AND drink.
Student: So apparently you're not letting me in because you think I'm going to drink, right? I'm just here to party, not drink!
(minutes later)
Student: (plans a trip to Mont Tremblant, Canada)
(weeks later)
Cafe D'Epoque: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Cafe D'Epoque: Thank you, have fun!
Student: YES! Finally!
Student: (hands over ID)
Local bar: I am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
Student: WTF!? What happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
Local bar: Well that's just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter AND drink.
Student: So apparently you're not letting me in because you think I'm going to drink, right? I'm just here to party, not drink!
(minutes later)
Student: (plans a trip to Mont Tremblant, Canada)
(weeks later)
Cafe D'Epoque: Can I see your ID please?
Student: (hands over ID)
Cafe D'Epoque: Thank you, have fun!
Student: YES! Finally!
by NHRHS2010 June 6, 2011
Get the Cafe D'Epoque mug.Related Words
caffeine
• caffer
• Caffe Latte
• Caffe Nerd
• Caffegowssaw
• caffeiene
• caffeination
• caffeineaholic
• Caffeined
• Caffeine dick
by Caffrey's derp December 7, 2016
Get the Caffrey mug.SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.
Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.
by Tom December 18, 2003
Get the caffeine mug.by LBrunet May 15, 2005
Get the caffetine mug.Give me some of that caff man...
by Empathy X September 23, 2006
Get the caff mug.This phrase is never meant to be taken literally. No-one really injects coffee directly into their blood stream. Caffeine is the main ingredient of coffee, and gives us a feeling of satisfaction. It is simply a joking expression which refers to an intense love, or even addiction, to coffee.
I'm going nuts - If I don't shoot caffeine intravenously soon I'm going to fall out of my tree!
When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!
When I was 13 I had my first coffee, and I've been practically shooting caffeine intravenously ever since!
by Brother Ramon July 8, 2011
Get the Shooting caffeine intravenously mug.