Carson

Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian

Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*

by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson Clark

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.

You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.

by I only speak the truth 123 October 31, 2019

Carson

A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch

Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019

carson

A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!

carson likes it in the ass

by yeyyyy January 4, 2020

Carson

a big wuss, that cant do shit ever he is cute for a baboon absolute idiot

that's a Carson for you

by madog2006 January 12, 2020

Carson

A stupid gay guy who loves raping my bro Kadin even Kadin doesn’t like it and even Kadin is gay.
He is annoying disgusting and would kill to have anal with Jesus Christ.He has a microscopic pp actually he might even have a vagina.Carson is so gay

Did you see Carson?

Yeah I saw him raping Kadin again and some other dudes

Yeah he also raped my dog

by BigPPman42069 January 26, 2020

Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle

Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson

by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020