shake the cactus

An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..

Or all the above at the same time

Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts

Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES

by CactusShaker9000 January 12, 2012

suck my cactus

A phrase used in many songs, usually rap, that means "suck my dick". A "cactus" can also be a penis that has been infected with herpes bumps. However, not always.

I was at the bar last night and that girl totally wanted to suck my cactus.

by yo i keep it real April 17, 2017

The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

Caculunt

A cackling cunt, someone you want to bitch slap, someone that loves to hear themselves talk, someone that talks through their hat, someone who thinks that their shit doesn't stink...always refers to the female gender

I went to V.W's class today. She just loves to hear herself talk.She thinks that the sun rises and sets with her. She is very caculunt.

by Shananny July 20, 2008

carcuss

The act of cussing out your broken down piece of s**t car on the side of the road

i kicked the living s**t out of that no good carcuss

by tyrdz February 18, 2011

cactus

Used as a plant, or an insult.

Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.

by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016

jamaican cactus

Refers to the herb or mary janes tobaco

Stoner 1: Man this jamaican cactus is the shiznit
Stoner 2: fo shizzle ma nizzle

by herbal harry July 21, 2004