cactus

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

cactus

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019

Cactus

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

by Sugar2 October 16, 2019

Cactus

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019

Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019

cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.

"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"

by depressed cow December 9, 2019