3 definitions by depressed cow

cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.

"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"

by depressed cow December 9, 2019

Samon

Samon is a type of fish with wings, it's also known as a bird. Samons are large and fly in groups of thousands, which is why the word is popularly spammed on the teams chat
The word also means Spam, samoning is spamming.

Yoo, its a Samon, oh wait, its just kiran flying.

Hey, Nikhil's samoning the teams chat. Lets mute it.

by depressed cow October 13, 2020

geeseman

he comes to your house in midnight and takes your baby geese away :(

mum: be careful, lock your toilet seat tonight, the geeseman might come
kid: mum its fine my geese are safe
next day
kid: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shoot my geese are gone

by depressed cow January 15, 2020