The Crowd Pleasa

The Man, Myth, and Legend wrapped in one;
The life of the party;

You are not him but you'll always want to be;
The guy your girlfriend just bought a drink for and you still can't hate;
The one jealousy was made for;
The man who just out drank your dignity (and you dormed in a frat house);

On January 25th The Crowd Pleasa kicked in the door. Bartenders everywhere comforted their bottles of Jameson.

"Yo I'm bout to chug this bottle"
"Who do you think you are, The Crowd Pleasa?"

Signs that you just missed a Crowd Pleasa incident:
1- All concious bodies filled with intense emotion(eg. fear, joy, wonder).
2- Blood splatter
3- Shards of glass or metal
4- Grown men crying
5- Scent of Jameson lingering in the air
6- You are still alive
7- Miscellaneous discrepancies (eg. smoking speakers, exhausted bartenders, people beginning each sentence with, "With all due respect to The Crowd Pleasa...", SWAT teams at local library).

by OMalley'sOMalley'sO'Malley's February 9, 2010

Crown Victoria

A large shaggin waggon automobile produced by Ford. With the police package they are capabable of doing over 135 mph, plus they are very good in accidents and easy to have fun "activities" in the back of.

I saw a crown vic race a ricer today, the guy in the vic was doing his girlfriend while he was racing and he still beat the riceburner! Long live Ford V-8 power!

by FordManJoe April 30, 2005

tough crowd kid, tough crowd

When someone says a terrible joke, or just something stupid while trying to be funny. You respond with tough crowd, or tough crowd kid, tough crowd.

Person A: Yo dawg, I head you like cars, so I put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive.
Person B: Tough crowd kid, tough crowd.
Person A: :/.......

by Mildred678 January 18, 2010

crowdagger

Super hot butch trans woman

I prefer butch girls, but they pale in comparison to crowdaggers.

by Amanda Panda Monium August 27, 2011

greek crowbar

When two (or more) homosexual males love on each other so hard that they are basically inseparable... except by a mythical/hypothetical prying tool.

Based on the old joke: "In Greece, do you know how they separated the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

Those men have a bond that can't be broken by the strongest of Greek Crowbars.

by Bung-jamin January 27, 2017

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

crowpeck

Australian (maybe Queensland). To make a fist with one hand, making sure your middle knuckle is protruding. Then go up behind someone and rap them hard over the back of the head with the extended knuckle.
Painful and surprising. Mostly done by jocks and thugs on dorkwads and Warcraft players.

Watch me crowpeck that little dickweed.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006