A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
by bhaught98 November 05, 2013
by Nick Joe September 16, 2011
when one person wants a relationship but the other person doesn't, so they compromise and become cook buddies
by paulie g July 25, 2006
Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.
by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 07, 2009
by Najai September 27, 2022
by Phrantik December 01, 2010
When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.
It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.
It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.
Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."
by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017