A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
by bhaught98 November 5, 2013
Get the lane cookmug. by Chz6173 January 12, 2016
Get the goose is cookedmug. by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009
Get the Dane Cookmug. by TheGreatnessofOdea May 27, 2018
Get the sam cookmug. Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.
by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016
Get the mark cookmug. A trailer thats insides are made into a kitchen,and in the kitchen, circus folk make food for the whole circus to eat. At the cook house 2 meals are made each day,Lunch and Dinner.
by Pixie D October 29, 2007
Get the cook housemug. a state of deep intoxication in which one cannot continue functioning in a coherent manner; usually followed by passing out
by Gretchen O April 20, 2008
Get the done cookedmug.