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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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committer

A person whos liver is far stronger then the average persons, allowing them to consume much more alcohol then their peers. Often the most popular individual in a group.
yeh, he's a total committer
by nutterjack July 6, 2011
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Committing a Virgil

When somebody calls Virgil "dies" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Virgil"
Person 1: "Where's insert person here?"
Person 2: "They are busy committing a Virgil"
by AutisticMoron July 9, 2023
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Amazon Prime and Commitment

When you get to old for Netflix and chill you Amazon Prime and commitment.
"Honey we're to old for Netflix and chill i think its time to Amazon prime and commitment".
by Baller_SC30 March 3, 2016
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commuter gang

Gangs that have been displaced because of gentrification but still return to their old neighborhoods for gangly activities.
"I thought that KDY's territory was bought by developers?"
"Now they're a commuter gang, they come in from PG
by thedofc December 1, 2010
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Itty Bitty Titty Comity

Girls who have small girls stick together. Little boobs are infact a community
Omg do you have small boobs too!? We’re apart of the itty bitty titty comity
by Ittybittylittytitty2000 June 18, 2018
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Committing

Short way of saying you're killing yourself. A euphemism for suicide. Usually not in a serious context.
"If Donald Trump wins the reelection then I'm committing."
by mamiypapi January 21, 2017
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