Cumfortable

When a lady who you are making love to is not just soft and a true pleasure to be inside she's cumfortable

She wasn't a skinny or bony screw, she was cumfortable

by dustyp August 6, 2019

comportmental

Behavioral

Comportmental disorder

by TiggerSP July 13, 2020

Comportmentalize

To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.

Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."

Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."

by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 9, 2020

Cumfortably Numb

When an Individual cums to a point where their penis becomes numb

Bro this girl was so fucking hot she made me Cumfortably Numb

by Biggs_tf2 May 18, 2021

Cumfortitties

Same meaning as "comfortable".
Instead of saying "comftbl" or "comfotibbl" like stoopid brits or americans, try "cumfortitties".

"Man that couch is cumfortitties."

by urbsnotherbs June 16, 2021

cumfort

kum-fourt (verb)
The act of cumming on another dude's dick to win over a girl.
Commonly done by the alpha male.
Typically done in school.

A: Bro David took my girl today.
B: How did he take her?
A: He did a cumfort on me!
B: Damn bro that sucks...

by Nutiex Just Better November 10, 2021

comfrtcrowd

coolest person in the entire world. literally the best. absolutely mwah. little machow

“comfrtcrowd is the best person ever”

by notalexhashonked August 24, 2021