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clawtrap

When a cat rolls onto its belly as though its wanting you to pet its belly. The cat has now turned into a Clawtrap.
Bob: "What happened to your hand?"
Marry: "Oh nothing, Mittens Clawtrapped me again."
by Springtrap July 8, 2015
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Clawtism

The result of drinking yourself retarded on white claws.
Sarah: "Becky, you need to get your girl Katie out of my house. She's been acting retarded all night but then she started crying and now she's locked herself in the laundry room."

Becky: "Hey! She's not retarded you insensitive bitch. She's clawtistic."

Sarah: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My friend Allie suffers from clawtism as well."
by NoThruTrucks October 2, 2019
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Clawdience

When you’re sitting on the toilet, or taking a shower (you know, alone time) but the cat sits there and watches you.
Dude, I was trying to get some privacy while I shaved my balls in the shower but the cat and dog came in - I totally had a clawdience.
by Meg A Tron February 14, 2022
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octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it
I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws
by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008
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getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline
Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?
by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011
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scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.
That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
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Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
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