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jesus christ on a coke binge

jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me
"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"
by Schiller Street Posse January 29, 2010
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titty fucking christ

an aot of surprise that may be very vulgar for some
by Pierce February 19, 2005
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Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is actually named Jeebus Crust.
by yeltsA kciR May 26, 2021
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Jizzus Christ

1. The act of screaming "Jesus Christ" out loud during sex or masturbation. Often times, just before you are about to orgasm.

2. The holy mother load of Jizz. So much, that only Peter North could be your biological Father.

3. An exorcism of all known bodily fluids during an Orgasm.
1."Jizzus Christ I think I'm coming!!!"

2. "Holy Jizzus - That was a hell of a money shot!"

3. "Jizzus Christ... I don't think I have another drop left in me. I'm gonna be walkin' with a limp tomorrow."
by Schizo@thebat May 24, 2014
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LA Church of Christ

A cult that typically operates on college campuses. High-pressure, groupthink mentality- and don't even think about leaving the church unless you want to be harassed and told you are going to hell.
"Do you want to come to an LA Church of Christ bible study?"

"Fuck no!"
by Clambake Man June 22, 2008
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Jesus Christ

(verb): The act of saying, whether by voice, e-mail, text message, or other form of communication, the phrase "Jesus Christ" as a direct response to a communication from another person. (i.e. "Can you help me with something?" -- "Jesus Christ, can't you do anything yourself")

The verb Jesus Christ does not need a suffix as it can be used in its original form in past, present, and future tense. After all, it is Jesus Christ, Superstar.
Don't you dare Jesus Christ me!

Why did you Jesus Christ me?

If he Jesus Christ me one more time, we are through.
by SMLB February 13, 2009
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Jesus F Christ

Spoken by a troubled soul, a person fluent in most heanus of sware words though due to a religous tendancy struggles to link 'Fuck' or 'Fucking' to his/her lord above blaspheme's..
Stjohn - "Margaret, why u aint cleaned my car bitch?"

Margaret "Jesus F Christ SJ, that cunting Landrover gets so dirty up our motherfucking mile long drive, do it ur fucking self"
by Chris cacc August 14, 2009
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